The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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