Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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