He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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