can we get nightvision for the apartment?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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