That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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