Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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