Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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