I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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