He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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