Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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