I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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