I wanna passion pit in your ass
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize