All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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