No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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