There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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