I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize