I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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