Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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