I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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