Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Oh god it's open bar.
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