It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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