please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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