used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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