Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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