All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Porn is love you can see.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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