Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I'm really busy with my period
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