When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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