Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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