what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize