Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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