Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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