have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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