How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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