NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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