did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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