It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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