He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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