Are we in a gay sports bar?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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