Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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