that's an acceptable place to lick
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have aggressive nipples.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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