its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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