ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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