plz talk dirty to me
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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