love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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