Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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