"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm jealous of your bromance
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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