Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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