I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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