But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
