Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We need to rekindle our bromance
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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