I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize
