I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Randomize
